I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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