When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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