That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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