you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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