Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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