i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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