32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
