Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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