I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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