READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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