I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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