Plan B is the new Plan A
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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