Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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