It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just pee around me
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize