yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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