do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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