Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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