I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
