If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
