she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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