Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
In other news, I just burned my penis
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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