DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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