So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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