What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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