What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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