The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
so let's talk penis.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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