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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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