# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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