the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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