I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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