Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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