You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's shark week go big or go home
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
