He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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