mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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