if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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