? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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