y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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