if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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