The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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