Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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