did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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