Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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