At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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