Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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