Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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