i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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