ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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