I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
