on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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