On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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