YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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